Log 0004

[keeps_a_cool_head]

[In the time since he was released from Zero, Scorpius has been spending the majority of his days in the library. The availability of knowledge from other universes is too irresistable to ignore, and much of his time is spent cataloging facts and figures he feels may be useful to him in the coming time]

The enormous accessibility of resources even to known prisoners on this ship continues to amaze me. I wonder if I might entreat on a warden who would be able to provide a personal databank? It's far easier than writing notes by hand.

Additionally, I would be interested to learn if anyone has bothered to map out the Barge's destinations ahead of schedule, or started to plan for each flood and port we encounter. It seems to be on a rotating cycle.

And there are still concepts I come across every day whose meanings continue to elude me. I have seen...[He pauses to double-check the name he's written down] Abbott and Costello's 'Who's on First' three times and each subsequent viewing leaves me more perplexed.

John, if this data reel is any indication of your species' intelligence, I don't know whether to feel superior or afraid.

[Private to Catra]

Have you tracked Crichton's meal cycles yet?

Comments

[Video]

[neverfeltbetter]

[Yeah, see this is what he was taking about to Steph. Scorpius just loves calling him out on the network. So, why does he keep falling for this? Maybe he really is crazy.]

Scorpius, understanding comedy gold like that would require having a sense of humor.

[mightthinkthat]

[Francis isn't fooled by this presentation of their relationship. He knows a needler when he sees one. Politics is full of it. (And it's not exactly a technique he's never used himself.) But hey. He's not a warden of any stripe, so you go do your thing, Scorpius.]

Don't they make fun of idiots wherever you come from?

[strangehistorian]

I have read that it is about homonyms! I don't know anything about databanks, but I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!

[voice]

[logistical]

Notes on what subject, specifically?

[Private]

[force_captain]

I have. He's not exactly a punctual sort, but he has his patterns.