[Scorpius, seriously? How can you be surprised by this? You basically ruined his sanity. Like he's not supposed to be mad about that?! 'I didn't mean to' is no excuse.

And he hears that tiny note of pride in your voice you asshole.]

Uh huh, it's a Christmas miracle. Meanwhile I'll spend the rest of my time on this barge listening to the twisted cartoon version of you whispering sweet nothings in my ear. Let me tell you something, the book is not better than the movie this time!